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Jane Hathaway

A sexual act in which a woman has an orgasm on a mans chest.
Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.

- Office Coworker in Archer
Jane Hathaway by Acidick June 12, 2016
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Jane Hathaway

Brett Bunsen, in s1, ep10, "Dial M for Mother " states he received a Jane Hathaway right on his chest when he had sex with Lana Cain (pretend sex). Further, saying that he was so disgusted he could vomit.

IRL, it means he came in her rectum during anal sex and while returning the favor with oral sex, her riding his face, she left a Santorum on his chest.
Dude, she did a Jane Hathaway, right on my chest.
Jane Hathaway by Baboon July 14, 2016

jane hathaway

A Jane Hathway, as reference in Archer Season 1, Episode 10, is when your lover slaps you across the face with a wet salmon, spills its guts on the floor, dances a jig on the guts, and then vomits on your chest, all in a sexually provocative manner.
Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.
- Office Coworker in Archer.
jane hathaway by TalksQuietly March 24, 2010

jane hathaway

Old School Hathaway, Meet new school (Queening)
A sex act where a queen on top releases her 🐟 north of his chest.
Can be found in many FLR ~
After a long day at work she indulged in the pleasures of Jane Hathaway/Queening her husband
jane hathaway by Downeaster March 17, 2017
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B)
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A)
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