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Jane Hathaway

Brett Bunsen, in s1, ep10, "Dial M for Mother " states he received a Jane Hathaway right on his chest when he had sex with Lana Cain (pretend sex). Further, saying that he was so disgusted he could vomit.

IRL, it means he came in her rectum during anal sex and while returning the favor with oral sex, her riding his face, she left a Santorum on his chest.
Dude, she did a Jane Hathaway, right on my chest.
Jane Hathaway by Baboon July 14, 2016

jane hathaway

A Jane Hathway, as reference in Archer Season 1, Episode 10, is when your lover slaps you across the face with a wet salmon, spills its guts on the floor, dances a jig on the guts, and then vomits on your chest, all in a sexually provocative manner.
Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.
- Office Coworker in Archer.
jane hathaway by TalksQuietly March 24, 2010

jane hathaway

Old School Hathaway, Meet new school (Queening)
A sex act where a queen on top releases her 🐟 north of his chest.
Can be found in many FLR ~
After a long day at work she indulged in the pleasures of Jane Hathaway/Queening her husband
jane hathaway by Downeaster March 17, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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