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James Simmons 

A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!
James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.
James Simmons by soxfanatic March 4, 2009

James Simmons 

One of the best youth workers ever. Side note: He wears fresh crepes.
I.E - Wow there is James Simmons in his fresh crepes
James Simmons by JamesSimmsFam March 31, 2019

the james simmons 

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
the james simmons by Steve March 17, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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