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James Santiago 

The ultimate person to ever exist. Therefore no one is above him. He will make you laugh, love, and feel security. Sometimes being around his presence emits radiating positivity that is supremely contagious. If you have him around, he will make sure that you are protected and will defend your troubled ass. People dare not to upset him in fear that his aura will emit the worse karma ever possible. Other than that, he is the best in bed, has the most beautiful eyes, striking attractive features, and a strong outspoken mind. Only the rarest few even have a chance to date this gem worth more than any of the rarest stone ever found. It’s 100% your fault if your relationship ends, there’s nothing else that you can say to prove yourself innocent because he is the purest of pure and the one above all names out there. Attracting all people regardless of sex, religion, and political affiliation.
I would literally chop off my leg and sell it to the black market to be with James Santiago
James Santiago by ShadowHarbinger November 23, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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