James King 

To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.

ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.

Girl- Oh my God!
Boy- What?
Girl- I've just been James King'd!
Boy- By who?
Girl-JAMES KING!

James King by kaitlyn (= December 9, 2008

James King 

James King'd, or doing a James King, is a verb for the stalking, kidnapping, raping and subsequent killing, which more often than not leads to further raping, of small, innocent little children, often, but not in all cases, under the age of 3 years. This is usually completed by the dismemberment and disposal of the victim into several easy to binbag parts.

i)Ermintrude: I lost sight of my little Freddie yesterday; I feared that some one could've James King'd him!

Hyacinth: That's horrible! I heard on the news about a 6-month old baby who disappeared and was found three months later in three different bins!

ii)Hugo: Hey, have you noticed Ted's strange behaviour recently? He's been spending a lot of time at home, and the only time he does come out is to loiter around childrens' parks.

Vincent: Yeah, I think he's planning to do a James King.

James King by Bertington November 23, 2010

James King 

A man who thinks hes hard driving around without a license and thinks hes big cuz hes from bolton

U fr acting like james king

James King by Puppylover56 August 23, 2023

James King 

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...

Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband

James King by Urmom916! April 14, 2025

King James 

To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.

Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!

King James by RyMan24 September 25, 2009

king james 

Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.

Fanboy: Bow to King James!

True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!

Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*

king james by ssj marik February 18, 2005

King James 

starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)

dang you had qj , and i folded King James

King James by Jeff Dailey February 6, 2009