James G

A sweet Jewish boy who will steal your heart, and then inject you with the depression and anxiety locked in his soul. He's a faggot so he'll take it in the butt, or put it in yours. If you mildly cross him once, he'll never forget and talk about you behind his back until the end of time. If you're nice to him, he'll ask you for way more than you can give.

Watch out men, he's also bisexual and has perfected the gay slide. He'll show up as a cute gay friend, but then fuck her brains out when she's feeling lonely.

"Who's that guy talking to your girl?" -guy 1
"That's James G, don't worry - he's gay" -guy 2
"Then why is his tongue down her throat dude" -guy 1

by bILLbUTlICKER September 28, 2018

James G

Means looser who can't play CS:GO and sucks dick all the time with his friend Jimmy.

James G is a looser who can't play CS:GO and sucks dick all the time with his friend Jimmy.

by MyFriendsAreUgly February 27, 2019

James G.

A Trinidadian/Italian male who is one of a kind.

Damn, that "James G." will make you happy for the rest of your life.

Oh yeah, I'd totally date that "James"

by j narc March 9, 2009

James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.

White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.

by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020

G.I. James

The Canadian equivalent of G.I. Joe.

G.I. JAMES is the codename for Canada’s sterling highly trained special mission force, its purpose, to defend human freedom against MAPLE, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

G.I. James: Knowing is half the battle, eh?
(G. I. JAAAAAAAMES!!!)

by MAH NIGGAH July 1, 2014

James Grimes

A jewish man fluent in French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic and etc who happens to be a guitarist and though is intelligent chooses to be selfish with his talents.

known for his criminal behavior and unusual style which labels him as “built different” a true mystery which only further attracts any woman/girl to him.

James Grimes is an artist known for bad things

See “old J”

James grimes is a youtuber who’s disturbing political views only further labels him as “a force of nature” and “a bad influence” to society and people in general

James grimes is sexy asf

by Uselessunited October 11, 2021

james’ girlfriend

james’ girlfriend is most likely to be called keira. just like Keira Knightley and James Righton.

wow look it’s james’ girlfriend

by lovemaker April 22, 2021