A sweet Jewish boy who will steal your heart, and then inject you with the depression and anxiety locked in his soul. He's a faggot so he'll take it in the butt, or put it in yours. If you mildly cross him once, he'll never forget and talk about you behind his back until the end of time. If you're nice to him, he'll ask you for way more than you can give.

Watch out men, he's also bisexual and has perfected the gay slide. He'll show up as a cute gay friend, but then fuck her brains out when she's feeling lonely.