Jambis

1) The lose asshole of a person who has taken more than one dick up the bum at once on at least one occasion; to be considered a jambis you must be able to fit you're fist in the orifice without much difficulty

2) my college roommate who plays way too much transfer mice and is pretty much all around antisocial

1: GOD! I was going to just fuck her, but when I saw that jambis I just had to dinosaur your mom that bee-yetch who likes bananas all the way TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAA!

by Sir SqugiyXIII^pi October 7, 2011

Jameisha

Jameisha n.- a girl, introverted by appearance but deceivingly leads a life that pops with deeper meaning than she will ever lead you to believe. This it attested to the quiet and somber nature she maintains while also upholding a spunky persona. The true, living and breathing, never judge a book by it's cover, one is considered lucky if they make it to her page one. Young at heart and old in the mind is an understatement; maintaining a sense of innocence that beautifully contrasts with her rich understanding of things most cannot grasp. Her mind is remarkably unique and arguably her best feature, though it is hard to chose. One can never truly comprehend its expansion as it continuously boggles and amazes select authors of said definitions. All-in-all is not a fit closing as Jameisha, at the sole, is a resemblance of infinite solution.

Wow is all I have to say; she must be a Jameisha

by 😜😜😜😜 February 24, 2015

JAMISHA

A beautiful young woman who is cute loyal and trustworthy . A good friend, sister, daughter, and girlfriend, and she looks like a whole snack

Damn you look like Jamisha

by By Lilly Jay May 18, 2018

jaybish

One who talks gibberish pretending to know more than those around them in a gay nonsensical way that causes the listener to glaze over and think the speaker is insane.

Bob tried to convince the crowd of his knowledge speaking jaybish to everyone, in the end they knew he was no expert.

by Texas180 March 19, 2014

jambi

Jambi the Genie. A character played by John Paragon first in the early 80's Groundlings stage version of the Pee-wee Herman Show, and later on the CBS Saturday morning kids' show Pee-wee's Playhouse. Jambi wore a red turban, blue (sometimes green) face makeup, read lipstick and occasionally a gold earring in his right ear. He would grant Pee-wee one wish per day, by reciting the chant: "Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho!" followed by: "The wise is granted. Long live Jambi."

Jambi: Then repeat after me, in the ancient language of "Jambese". Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho.

Pee-wee: Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho.

Jambi: Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Jonny Ho.

Pee-wee: Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Jonny Ho.

Jambi: Molla Mekka Holla Molla Hey!

Pee-wee: Molly Mekka Holla Mekka.... (mumbles)

Jambi: The wish is granted. Long live Jambi.

Pee-wee: Thanks Jambi!

by Jack Tobin October 13, 2007

jambushed

When one unwittingly opens a Myspace page and is surprised by the music loaded onto the profile. This usually occurs when the subject's speakers are at an above normal volume, but wasn't previously listening to something. Often a furious and spastic search ensues to close the offending page.

In some cases, a Myspace profile will have more than one song loaded onto it. The resulting sound can be described as no less than an aural car accident.

I opened her myspace up and went back to finish the e-mail I was writing, only to have a good 20 seconds of Fall Out Boy at an earsplitting volume.

Cracker got Jambushed!

by zak Stevens October 1, 2007

jambi

The second song on the Tool cd "10,000 days".

The guitar part in Jambi is sick.

by Floyd Everwood September 4, 2008