Jamarcus Russell

A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.

The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...

by rodeotwigs July 31, 2010

Jamarcus Russell

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.

I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.

by Roffman October 14, 2009

Jamarcus Russell

When you air ball a free throw and it stains your career as a shooter

Person 1: Shit, I air balled it!
Person 2:Dude you pulled a Jamarcus Russell
Everyone laughs

by Seahawksstink May 02, 2018

Jamarcus Russell

Jamarcus Russell was the first pick in the 2007 Draft.

Jamarcus Russell is a great quarterback and played for LSU.

by mr_JKW April 29, 2007

jamarcus russell

When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.

Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.

by blueNGold October 23, 2009

JaMarcus Russell

The first pick of the 2007 NFL Draft, a QB from LSU. Guaranteed future Pro Football Hall of Famer and a class act off the field too.

"JaMarcus Russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than Vince Young ever could."

by JaMarcus Russell is a Beast April 29, 2007

doin the jamarcus russell

A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.

Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak

by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010