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Motherfucking retard who thinks he's good and he sings fucking ugly bitch childish eat-a-cookie fuckface dickhead retarded idiot motherfucking bad.

He's gay, has 20 kilos of gums and won the Dutch Idols crap stupid game which only took space for USEFUL programs. He even started crying when he won, the little bastard fucking baby idiot moron.

Thanks.
Haha, you have so many gums! You're like a Jamai!
Jamai by Spiderman July 12, 2003

jamaican dutch 

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london
MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.
jamaican dutch by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.
"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."
jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

cold jamal 

the sexual act where a man removes his penis and freezes it for 8 hours to use as a dildo
ZAMN! That cold jamal made my bussy cream.
cold jamal by cold bosco stick January 9, 2022

Jamaican Spray Park 

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

Jamaiphile.

A person who greatly admire and love all the progressiness of Jamaica, history and culture with a rich fondness for Jamaicans.
Every time John talks about sports or food he is always bragging about how Jamaicans like Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the World and Jerk chicken is the most delicious dish, its like he worships Jamaica, he is such a Jamaiphile.
Jamaiphile. by DAR / Rock. February 2, 2019