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Jam Scram 

A person who is addicted to perc 30's but can't afford them. You can find them at parties asking for a bump and they'll get you back. They can be spotted by looking nervous and shaky. They are the cheebah hawks of percocets. This person is usually really stingy, always trying to bum somethin such as a cigarette mainly Newport, a hit from a bowl, or simply a small line.
"Dude hide that 30 Tony's coming over" "ya man Tony is a total jam scram"
Jam Scram by camhcaz17 April 5, 2010
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jam scam 

jam scam

From jam |jam| + scam |skam|

When a scam, a dishonest scheme or fraud, is squeezed or packed tightly into a specified space at best slightly too small to contain it, as well as the attendant effects of said squeezing, packaging, etc.

A scam to the second or greater degree(s).

A Jam Scam is when several scammers collide at crossed purposes, or when the scammer gets scammed, or both.

"Mmmmm!, I jam scammed her ass!"

"I'm going to jam scam the lot of them; I'll hit them so hard they won't even know they've been jam scammed."

"I wuz f*&king jam scammed!" said the casino owner.

"Are you jam scamming me?" he pleadingly questioned the disappearing heels of the until quite recently celibate Go Go dancer, suddenly answering her boyfriend's call, even suddenlier (sic) leaving to meet him.

"Everywhere I look, it's a jam scam", said the Knight to the Bishop.

Getting f*&ked, royally.
jam scam by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007
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