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A: "Amit is petty"
B: "Jalalah"
jalalah by Ajsjwkmqnd February 26, 2017
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Jalaal • jalal • jamaal • Jalaam • Jalaan • jalaila • jalalabad • Jamaaled • jalaa • jalaah

dirty jalal 

The process of eating a banana or other high potassium fruit from a stripper's cooter.
Man, I can't believe Kevin did a Dirty Jalal with that girl from the bar!
dirty jalal by Notorious B.A.G January 21, 2013
Jamaal: An extremely handsome, Ambitious, Honest, funny, protective, intelligent, faithful, generous, sincere, captivating Man
who has the ability to make anyone smile. Jamaal is the most Incredible man in the word and is often referred to as 'Mr. Incredible' by his amazing girlfriend who absolutely adores him <3:P.... in other words..COMPLETE PERFECTION!!
Girl 1: I wonder if that fine piece of man is single.
Girl 2: I sure hope so.. he is fineeeeeee!

Jamaal's gf: Bitch please.. find your own Jamaal.
Jamaal by iNessLoveJay October 20, 2013
A fat ass nigga (he will eat all ur fucking pizza) He is ugly black as shit and shit at sports Jalall is funny as hell tho Jalall Is an awesome friend but he is fat as fuck dont keep ur food around him
Damn Jalall Stop eating the fucking donuts u fat bitch
Jalall by POTT EATERS April 8, 2019
Jalal is a fucking g.
Jalal by BLACKBEATE March 10, 2020

Jalalabad Jumper Cable 

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first
"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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