Jakob Cox

A absolutely amazing guy who is always there for someone when they need it, no matter what life problems you have he’ll always be there he seems to always fall for the short girl even tho he is so tall. If you ever come across a Jakob keep him forever. Jakobs are usually the funniest guy in the room and knows how to crack everyone up.

Woah have you seen that Jakob cox guy his got to be atleast 6’5 why is he dating that 4’11 girl

Jakob Cox by Jakob coxxx August 11, 2021

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Jakob Cox

Jakob Cox is a one of a kind guy he is so nice and is always there, Jakob is usually quiet sporty. Jakob Cox is usually the funniest guy in the room and can cheer anyone up. Jakob always seems to fall for the short girls despite how tall he is.

His super funny and is a guy you never lose keep him close. He is an honest guy.

Jakob Cox is so cool look how short his girlfriend is

Jakob Cox by Jakob coxxx August 11, 2021

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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