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Jakes lover 

Jake one and only lover is a girl named Sarah
You can use it like that, Jakes lover is so lucky to have sim jake aka sim jaeyun
Jakes lover by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022
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Jake Leverett

He may be a J name and a libra but surprisingly doesn’t fall into the stereotypes of either category. Although he is kind of a nerd and definitely has two monitors with a rainbow keyboard, he’s nice and has a fat velumptious butt.
I have a crush on Jake Leverett, I hope we move to Switzerland together.
Jake Leverett by user213283 October 11, 2020

James Vincent Lever 

An ape by defintion a complusive order and drive to play all things that are xbox related, finds contact with women an awkward and difficult experiance usually with long gaps without sexual intercourse, due to this lack he results to "releasing the whales" aka "Spanking the Monkey" or "Cleaning the pipes" he can be found doing this up to 9 times a day. usually to the familiar sound of Jenna Black being traffic lighted.

James often uses tears as lube for this obesession of his, Social situations can be awkward for this creature, which usually results in sleeping with your best friends...... this can prove to be difficult.

His mateing call is that of obscure dance moves that come in all sizes shapes and forms, you are likely to see somthing similar if you gave a dyslexic ape with a tick extassy,
there is nothing that can compare with this ..... James Vincent Lever
James Vincent Lever by welshie2022 January 15, 2011
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