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Jakeing Off 

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.
Jakeing Off by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Jaking off 

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate
Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off
Jaking off by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Janeing Off 

If it's being preformed on a man it would be Jacking Off. When a ladys being pleased that would be Janeing Off.
If you'd spend more time Janeing Off
then Jacking Off. Her smile would be bigger.
Janeing Off by Fredjones9503 December 26, 2021

Jaking Off 

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.
"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"
Jaking Off by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015

Jukeing off

When someone drives off in a nissan juke
Wow you see wyatt jukeing off
Jukeing off by Zay37373737 May 28, 2026
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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