Jakeing Off 

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

Jakeing Off by Gayqui June 11, 2006

Jakeing Off 

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

Jakeing Off by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Jaking off 

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

Jaking off by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Janeing Off 

If it's being preformed on a man it would be Jacking Off. When a ladys being pleased that would be Janeing Off.

If you'd spend more time Janeing Off
then Jacking Off. Her smile would be bigger.

Janeing Off by Fredjones9503 December 26, 2021

Jaking Off 

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.

"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

Jaking Off by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004