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Jake Sim 

/noun/ a very charming man; he is born with sharp features especially his lips and his nose. raised in a very wealthy home but grow with a very humble heart. loves dog especially Layla and is really good at playing violin and soccer.
Example : Thank you Lord for giving me a great man in my life, i will treasure Jake Sim forever.
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Jake Sim 

A beautiful, handsome, more talented than you will ever be, perfect, funny, cute, amazing man. The loml. Stan Enhypen. Stan Jake.
Person 1: Who is that handsome man with that dog named Layla in Enhypen?
Person 2: You mean Jake Sim?
Jake Sim by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022

Jake Sim 

Jake (제이크) is a member of the boy group ENHYPEN who debuted on November 30, 2020. Jake Shim is every girl's ideal guy, He's family-oriented, a church guy, talented, kind, can play soccer and violin, top student, math genius, a good friend, have a pure heart like milk and have a fear on god. He's so handsome too.
Jake Sim is so handsome.
Jake Sim is so talented.
Jake Sim is so kind.
I love you so much Jake Sim!
Jake Sim by cutejakey July 6, 2022

Jake Sim 

Jake Sim from a 7 members kpop boy group. Aka my husband.
Person 1: Omg did you see Jake Sim on the En-o-clock today? He was so cute!
Me: Yes of course he is my husband after all.
Jake Sim by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022

jake sims 

a hot piece of crotch and id like to suck the nipple tip of his penis
yummy yummy he was soo jake sims
jake sims by sexxooor August 6, 2011

Simpleton Jake 

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women
Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice
Simpleton Jake by David Spy February 12, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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