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Jake Griffin 

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”
‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation
Jake Griffin by Jakelover69 September 15, 2019
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Jake Griffin 

A man in a show known as The 100 who was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space), for a very dumb reason, trying to leak important information. His daughter who had a good father-daughter relationship with him, has flashbacks about him in the first season. At one point, his daughter goes off on her mom when her mom says "Your father would be so proud of you" after she finds out (SPOILER)
Someone: I am going to watch "The 100", my friend recommended it to me.
After the third episode of the first season:
Someone: Bruh wtf this man (Jake Griffin), was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space) for a very stupid reason. One more thing: (SPOILER)
Jake Griffin by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021
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