Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 26, 2019

Jake Adams

Special child who has no friends

Jake adams is over there all alone

by Cueb hzuadf September 20, 2020