Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

Jake Adams

Special child who has no friends

Jake adams is over there all alone

by Cueb hzuadf September 20, 2020

Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 26, 2019