Jailhouse Burrito 

Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.

It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritos

Jailhouse Burrito by boss tweed August 13, 2015

Jailhouse Burrito 

a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.

the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.

to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.

after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).

the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.

it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.

not recommended to be tried by free humans.

or animals.

(this is a real recipe)

Tank sold Toofless-J to Hector for one of them bad ass jailhouse burritos he's always makin'.

Jailhouse Burrito by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008

Jailhouse Burrito 

The Jailhouse Burrito has nothing to do with food. It is a surprise you get when you accidentally drop the soap.

Bro did you hear Jimmy was was cornered in his cell and given the Ol Jailhouse Burrito

Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?

Jailhouse Burrito by Rebbelins01 July 3, 2020

Jail House Burritos 

Using a chip bag (normally Doritos) crushing up the chips and putting ramen noodles and hot water in it. After you let it sit you got a mushy mess of goodness. A quick fix jail snack similar to a Ghetto Spread.

Dude 1: Yo what u making that actually smells good

Person 2: Just jail house burritos this shit slaps.

Dude 1: oh fs let me get a bite.

Jail House Burritos by suckmyjuicytoes July 7, 2021