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An asshole who trys to dick around but has hardly any chances with a girl because hes an asshole.
Guy #1: You see that creature over there?
Guy #2: You mean that asshole.
Guy #1: Yeah that's the one.
Guy #2: What about him?
Guy #1: He is absolutely the biggest asshole i have ever met. #Jaibo
Jaibo by Deborah Bailey December 14, 2015
Related Words
Jaibo • jaibok • JaiBomba • Jai-boy • jabos • jabol • jaboo • jabooty • Jabob • jabookie
Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015
jaboba
Dave: Hey man, how’s it goin??
Me:
Dave: Buddy?
Dave: You good?
Me: jaboba
jaboba by PresidentJobama August 10, 2019
Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.
Julia: I love to eat jabón! It's my favorite food!

Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón
Jabón by TeamKevinC. June 22, 2016
Jabouri is a very attractive boy. Many girls want to be with him but when it comes to a relationship, Jabouri simply cannot. He can't because in a relationship you have to be loyal and for him that's a lot. Jabouri knows how to treat girls well by only saying nice things to them ( the ones he likes) ( but not forever/sometimes till you are his). Jabouri is not a person of relationship, he is only good for sex and nothing else. So don't expect much from him. But if you need to de-stress, look for a Jabouri.
JABOURIS ARE NOT LOYAL AT ALL!!!
Jabouri by 123kas May 31, 2020
Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.
My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.
jagbot by Mack57 September 1, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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