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Los jaibos siempre dicen "Viva Tampico Hermoso"

Jaibos always say "Long live Tampico the Beautiful"
Jaibo by Miguel. March 21, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
An asshole who trys to dick around but has hardly any chances with a girl because hes an asshole.
Guy #1: You see that creature over there?
Guy #2: You mean that asshole.
Guy #1: Yeah that's the one.
Guy #2: What about him?
Guy #1: He is absolutely the biggest asshole i have ever met. #Jaibo
Jaibo by Deborah Bailey December 14, 2015
Related Words
Jaibo • jaibok • JaiBomba • Jai-boy • jabos • jabol • jaboo • jabooty • Jabob • jabookie
Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015
jaboba
Dave: Hey man, how’s it goin??
Me:
Dave: Buddy?
Dave: You good?
Me: jaboba
jaboba by PresidentJobama August 10, 2019
Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.
Julia: I love to eat jabón! It's my favorite food!

Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón
Jabón by TeamKevinC. June 22, 2016
Jabouri is a very attractive boy. Many girls want to be with him but when it comes to a relationship, Jabouri simply cannot. He can't because in a relationship you have to be loyal and for him that's a lot. Jabouri knows how to treat girls well by only saying nice things to them ( the ones he likes) ( but not forever/sometimes till you are his). Jabouri is not a person of relationship, he is only good for sex and nothing else. So don't expect much from him. But if you need to de-stress, look for a Jabouri.
JABOURIS ARE NOT LOYAL AT ALL!!!
Jabouri by 123kas May 31, 2020
Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.
My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.
jagbot by Mack57 September 1, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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