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(ja-KWEEF)

1. An extraordinarily loud queef. It derives from the phrase "giant queef."

2. The expulsion of an extraordinarily loud queef.
I heard her jaqueef all the way from my room yesterday!
jaqueef by Jaqueef Wheels XVIII November 23, 2014

Jaqueefy Anderson 

Baddest man on the planet, UFC welterweight standing at 5'4". Rocks pink dreads and has a pink beard ( he also has a deadly kick dubbed the "Jaqueefy kick" ). His fighter nickname is "Big Daddy".
Big Daddy Jaqueefy Anderson on top, now transitioning into North/South position
jaqueef is a legend if you ever see him just say "jaqueef " and you will be happy for the rest of your life
jaqueef!!!!
jaqueef by daquavis213 November 20, 2019

jaqueefa 

a big black lady who is very big and black and prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroud
man, u see jaqueefa at kfc otha day? she be conceited as hell, that big bitch know what she want and she prrrrrrrrrroud of who she be
jaqueefa by queefzzzz January 25, 2011

Jahqueefus 

The man who will clap your sisters cheeks long dick style
“Man i wished jahqueefus and his hot ass would bone my sister :lipbite: “
a very cool nickname for anyone who's name begins with "ja..."
my name is jackson, but my friends call me jaqueef
jaqueef by jacksonchew June 22, 2021
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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