jahmes

A Jahmes is the type of person who can always make you laugh but yet make you wonder why you're even laughing. Jahmes are males who are amazingly smart and attractive but not cocky about it. Jahmes is a guy you can just stand near and be insanely happy because you're close to him. Jahmes are also great friends and lovers :) Jahmes know no limits and live life to the fullest. Jahmes put God first. A Jahmes is the upmost amazing guy put on earth. So sweet, kind, funny, smart, hot, trustworthy, honest, and genuine person. Anyone who has a Jahmes in their life are so lucky and better never let them go. Oh they are also great kissers and have a freaking hot body! Jahmes are not fighters but they will fight for what they love.

Girl 1: Jahmes is a miracle sent from god.

Girl 2:Jahmes is so sexy i just want to eat him up like some candy

jahmes by Til1 July 13, 2017

James Grimes 

A jewish man fluent in French, Spanish, Russian, Arabic and etc who happens to be a guitarist and though is intelligent chooses to be selfish with his talents.

known for his criminal behavior and unusual style which labels him as “built different” a true mystery which only further attracts any woman/girl to him.

James Grimes is an artist known for bad things

See “old J”

James grimes is a youtuber who’s disturbing political views only further labels him as “a force of nature” and “a bad influence” to society and people in general

James grimes is sexy asf

James Grimes by Uselessunited October 11, 2021

James Ladner 

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.

The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins

James Ladner by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

James beak 

A chicken, typically known as “botched” or just “beak” daughter of the old J.

Poshy often recognizes her name of james beak

James beak is a farm animal and daughter to the forbidden one, careful if you attempt to get close to beak as the forbidden one is always watching AND listening

junior often finds himself quoting songs with james beak as the subject of them

James beak by Tabitharabbit004 January 13, 2022

Jamesh Kon 

Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)

"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."

If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."

A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.

Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.

That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.

Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.

Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.

Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.

Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020

Valtteri, it's James 

Mercedes-Benz AMG F1 driver, Valtteri Bottas being told by the team's race strategist, James Vowles to let his teammate Lewis Hamilton to take the lead of the 2018 Russian Grand Prix to increase the advantage in the championship standing by 3 points. This movement became very controversial as Bottas was seen as robbed a race win in spite of his effort putting himself on pole position during qualifying on Saturday by team orders, benefiting Lewis Hamilton. At the end of the season, Bottas was the first Mercedes driver who didn't win a race since Michael Schumacher in 2012.

Background aside, numbers of memes we're created from these controversial decisions of team orders.

*Bottas pushing with fresh ultrasoft tires*
James: "Valtteri, it's James. Please hold position. I'm sorry."
Bottas: "Copy James" *cries*

Valtteri, it's James by Cal Grande December 23, 2018

James Franco 

When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.

We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.

James Franco by Fisty McStoolfingers February 7, 2018