Jaden Caban 

A particularly brown individual. He often gets boners while in a group of all men. Everyone thinks he gay, but he maintains the fact that he's not. He often makes strange moaning sounds and flirts with the guys in the bathroom. He's desperately looking for a homosexual partner and will do just about anything for one.

I was feeling curious last night, so I called up a Jaden Caban to know for sure.

Jaden Caban by Sofia Fragicomo November 1, 2016