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jackrabbit haunches 

The loin and upper thigh of the wild desert hare. A favorite dish of Roger and Virginia Clarvin and Barbara Hernandez.
After a supper of jackrabbit haunches, we laid out beneath the stars.
jackrabbit haunches by deehenny January 22, 2011

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.
Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

alabaster jackrabbit 

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.
Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.
alabaster jackrabbit by inbeedee September 5, 2019

Jackrafice

To wank someone until they die
If someone does not shut jon up, I will organise a hooker to jackrafice him!

Death by jackrification

The Person giving the jackrification is known as the jackrificer

The Person receiving the jackrification is known as the jackrificee

CLEVELAND JACKRABBIT 

A Cleveland Jackrabbit is the act of taking a shit while running at full speed.
Joe took the biggest Cleveland jackrabbit I've ever seen while running down 2nd street
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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