Jacura

When you’re a broke bitch pretending to have luxury cars. A hybrid between a jaguar and Acura

I have so much money,I just bought the new 10 seater Jacura

by kxng jxmes June 2, 2018

jackrabbit haunches

The loin and upper thigh of the wild desert hare. A favorite dish of Roger and Virginia Clarvin and Barbara Hernandez.

After a supper of jackrabbit haunches, we laid out beneath the stars.

by deehenny January 22, 2011

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.

Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.

by afdgh11 March 20, 2017

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

alabaster jackrabbit

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

by inbeedee September 5, 2019

Jackrafice

To wank someone until they die

If someone does not shut jon up, I will organise a hooker to jackrafice him!

Death by jackrification

The Person giving the jackrification is known as the jackrificer

The Person receiving the jackrification is known as the jackrificee

by jizz_jack_rabbit_brad May 5, 2010

CLEVELAND JACKRABBIT

A Cleveland Jackrabbit is the act of taking a shit while running at full speed.

Joe took the biggest Cleveland jackrabbit I've ever seen while running down 2nd street

by stephen deschain November 26, 2006