Jacksonville

an awesome city on northern Florida that has an awesome band scene and rad beaches. once you go Jax you never go back. Jacksonville is in Duval county. and the 904 area. the stereotype is that Jacksonvillians are all rednecks and like NASCAR. .....honestly...thats really funny.
it is true though that the majority are republicans. Jacksonville has 2 top ranking school in the top 10 schools of the country. the rest are..so/so.
To bad Nease isn't in Jax or we would have 3. Jacksonville has an awesome team called the Jaguars. (est. 1993)

person 1: dude i just came back from Jacksonville and i wanna go back so bad!

person 2: lucky! i wanna go to the 904!

person 1: i saw some awesome local bands perfom. dude they were awesome!

person 2: next time you go to Jacksonville, TAKE ME!

by 904 RPRSNT December 19, 2008

jacksonville

Not quite country, not quite the big city. A city found in Northeast Florida. Originally built on a river, with a beach 15 miles away. Go Figure. The only place where 18 radio stations try to be the #1 station playing rock/classic hits, and the other 3 play country music. And if you aint a Republican, then you might wanna leave town, because we held the largest rally ever for a Presidential candidate (53K) last October for Bush and company!!! Oh, and if you dont like NASCAR, follow those Liberals outta town!
Sports Teams: NFL: Jaguars, Baseball: Suns (AA), No Basketball, Hockey: Barracudas (SPHL) See also Jax

Welcome to Jacksonville, home of Super Bowl XXXIX

by 904represent June 8, 2005

Jacksonville

The only city in Florida that contains in breeds as well as rednecks!

Hey JAX and Duval County, I'm shocked you don't petition to leave Florida and try to be admitted into Georgia!

by Piranha May 12, 2005

Jacksonville

It has the best NFL football team in the world.

The Jacksonville Jaguars are going to roast Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts next season.

by Jags3939 March 24, 2006

Jacksonville

A east coast town in Jacksonville. that has only a little to do. and is a military town

jacksonville is next to camp lejune

by BeauRose September 2, 2008

jacksonville

Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.

Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.

Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).

KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.

In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.

Jacksonville, FL is a whole city populated by "Earl's" brother.

by T The Scribe April 23, 2007

jacksonville

the realest city in the u.s. and has more murda there than anywhere else in the u.s.

jacksonville is The real capitol of da south

by Rich904 April 9, 2006