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Jacks Mom 

Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.
Jacks Mom by Jacks Dad July 21, 2020
Words you can keep

jack's mom 

milf all jack's friends want to fuck
"dude i wanna bang Jack's mom so bad"
"same here she's a milf"
jack's mom by bob dent November 21, 2011

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

Jack moment 

A Jack moment is when someone makes an unfunny Sus joke or normal joke that’s cliche
Nate: oh I’m bout kick your ass
Jack: I’m bouta eat your ass
Kayden: Jack moment
Jack moment by Doritomuncher January 9, 2022

jack moment 

A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay.
alex: lets do it!
Jordan: i cant its not hard D=
alex : LOL JACK MOMENT

Jordan : i fail D=
jack moment by zero0077 July 11, 2009

Jack moment 

When u dont makes sense
Wate we going todat

Jack moment this is
Jack moment by Jack moment July 24, 2022

Jack Moment 

A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.
Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.
Jack Moment by The Big Prophet December 13, 2020
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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