Jacks Mom

A fucking whore.

Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.

by Jacks Dad July 21, 2020

jack's mom

milf all jack's friends want to fuck

"dude i wanna bang Jack's mom so bad"
"same here she's a milf"

by bob dent November 21, 2011

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

Jack moment

A Jack moment is when someone makes an unfunny Sus joke or normal joke that’s cliche

Nate: oh I’m bout kick your ass
Jack: I’m bouta eat your ass
Kayden: Jack moment

by Doritomuncher January 9, 2022

jack moment

A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay.

alex: lets do it!
Jordan: i cant its not hard D=
alex : LOL JACK MOMENT

Jordan : i fail D=

by zero0077 July 11, 2009

Jack moment

When u don’t makes sense

Wate we going todat

Jack moment this is

by Jack moment July 24, 2022

Jack Moment

A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.

Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.

by The Big Prophet December 13, 2020