Jackin' the bean stock 

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.

Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

Jackin' the bean stock by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008

Jackin the Bean stock 

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.

I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...

Jackin the Bean stock by Midnitesun November 3, 2003

Jacking the beanstock 

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

Jacking the beanstock by gmhcubix August 25, 2016