Jack Smith

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged. Jack smiths usually wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical Jack Smith would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a Jack Smith would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"he says he's gone for a shave but we both know he's really gone for a "jack smith"

by ProudFeet2 January 29, 2009

Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021

Jack Smith

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.

You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.

Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?

by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021

A jack smith

A jack smith is where Somone is so addicted to drugs that they start putting them up there ass to get high.

I’m want to get high so bad I might do a jack smith

by Panda fucker November 22, 2021

Jacksmith

Mother fuckin beast of all trades.
The badassest motherfucker alive. Ever.
All knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
A sexy man beast.

Holy shit donna look at that jacksmith over there.

by B. to da mother fuckin shaw. June 26, 2010

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

A Jacksmith

a true giant amongst men, he is always the spark amongst dull company and a man other men look up to. A leader, inspiration and visionary, often found in call centre environments, a Jacksmith is the jack the lad, the lady killer and the one with the gallo's humour. Truly loved by one n all

I used to be a Jacksmith in my younger days, but i leave that to the pretty boys nows

by wordsmithguru September 2, 2015