Jack Campbell 

The most wholesome person in the NHL. He is too nice for the world. Goaltender in the NHL. Jack formerly played for the Dallas Stars and the L.A. Kings and is currently a goaltender of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Jack is a great dude. Everyone should be like Jack.

When I grow up I want to be as wholesome as Jack Campbell.

Jack Campbell by Adam Galati April 28, 2021

Jack Campbell 

A literal bag of douche with a Jew fro that is the knock off version of Jack Harlow.

“Jack Campbell is such a douche.” “Brother I’ve been known that.”

Jack Campbell by Gees Moi July 5, 2022

jack campbell 

Cringy meme that should get a life

He's such a Jack Campbell

jack campbell by Parzival 57 April 10, 2017

Jack Campbell 

Star goaltender for the Toronto Maple Leafs and former goaltender for the Dallas Stars and the Los Angeles Kings. He holds the nhl record for most consecutive wins to start the season. He is also known for being a really kind person and is universally loved by all Leafs fans and Leafs players.

Person 1: Can you believe Jack Campbell only cost the Leafs Trevor Moore and two third round picks.

Person 2: He was an absolute steal. Soupy for Vezina.

Jack Campbell by SouthAlbatross8 December 8, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019