jacco 

Incredibly gregarious, life of the party, a bit wildly fun but with a heart o' gold. sweet, insane, party, trippin'

Your new friend Tony was totally jacco last night at the club -- crackin' us all up, dancing up a storm. Cool guy.

jacco by ziquemu April 25, 2008

jacco 

1) n., one who gets left behind for the benefit of other people

2) v., to leave someone behind so a different group can find him/her

1) Guy 1: Hey, where's John?
Guy 2: You know that really annoying girl?
Guy 1: The one from Math?
Guy 2: Yeah, we ran into her earlier. He went with her over to a hot dog stand and we ran.

Guy 1: Oh, poor jacco.

2) Quick! While he's in the bathroom, let's jacco him! Nic and his gang'll be around sometime today.

jacco by CDoodles June 5, 2009

Jacco Balls

enderman's balls. Also reffered to as ender pearls

"these Jacco Balls are so smooth and shiny!"

Jacco Balls by JaccoLover69 September 6, 2022

Jacob Reed 

CRAZY.

Man, Jacob Reed is too crazy.

Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.

oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae

jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

jackoff buddy

A friend who helps you with mutual masturbation, usually male-on-male.

A jackoff buddy promises a more limited repertoire than a fuck buddy.

jackoff buddy by al-in-chgo August 4, 2012

Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".

"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"

Jacob P. Galvatron by Mr. I'mbetterthanyou March 10, 2010