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A FAR superior JavaScript framework that makes ASP.NET AJAX and its proponents feel like little bitches.
Tom, WTF is the matter with you?! Use jQuery or DIE....bitch!
jquery by Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 9, 2008
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When somebody plays air guitar while wearing a cock ring.
"What the hell? Nathan is wearing a cock ring and playing air guitar to afrojack."
"Oh, he's just doing the jQuery"
jQuery by notpa1n April 1, 2017
A JavaScript framework that is easy to use but extremely difficult to master. You must demonstrate true programming prowess to achieve the prestigious "Top 5%" badge on LinkedIn's jQuery certification test. Beta JavaScript developers avert their eye in awe of the greatness radiating off these gifted individuals.
Brad: I scored in the top 5% of all users who took the jQuery test on LinkedIn.
Everyone: We are not worthy. *Averts eyes*
jQuery by PublicParadise January 26, 2021
A javascript library written by John Resig. Its intent is to make DOM querying and manipulation easier. It removes the pain of cross-browser compatibility issues.
var myspan = $("#myspan"); //using jQuery

instead of,

var myspan = document.getElementById("myspan"); //standard and drawn out way
jQuery by Toady111222 March 11, 2009

Jquerimiah 

Proper spelling of Jeremiah
I met up with my friend Jquerimiah on the wee
Jquerimiah by Eggymct November 23, 2018
The nickname of one very "unique" individual. JQuesy is often used to refer to someone who is:
1. A Train Wreck
2. Bounces while laughing
3. Drinks out of a sippy cup
4. Uses "clothes money" to buy alcohol
5. Expresses love for jellyfish and "the beauty of the world" while under the influence
6. Vomits only in the comfort and privacy of her own bathroom, usually after crawling to said location like an animal
7. Frequently slaps their chest as a defiant act, usually resulting in small, rather noticeable red marks
JQuesy, stop humping the mannequins!
JQuesy by Santacrazy November 21, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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