jquery 

A javascript library inferior to the ASP.Net AJAX libraries in every way.

Seriously, Matt, don't use jQuery. Ever.

jquery by Anonymous(Tom) April 8, 2008

jquery 

A FAR superior JavaScript framework that makes ASP.NET AJAX and its proponents feel like little bitches.

Tom, WTF is the matter with you?! Use jQuery or DIE....bitch!

jquery by Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 9, 2008

jQuery 

When somebody plays air guitar while wearing a cock ring.

"What the hell? Nathan is wearing a cock ring and playing air guitar to afrojack."
"Oh, he's just doing the jQuery"

jQuery by notpa1n April 1, 2017

jQuery 

A JavaScript framework that is easy to use but extremely difficult to master. You must demonstrate true programming prowess to achieve the prestigious "Top 5%" badge on LinkedIn's jQuery certification test. Beta JavaScript developers avert their eye in awe of the greatness radiating off these gifted individuals.

Brad: I scored in the top 5% of all users who took the jQuery test on LinkedIn.
Everyone: We are not worthy. *Averts eyes*

jQuery by PublicParadise January 26, 2021

jQuery 

A javascript library written by John Resig. Its intent is to make DOM querying and manipulation easier. It removes the pain of cross-browser compatibility issues.

var myspan = $("#myspan"); //using jQuery

instead of,

var myspan = document.getElementById("myspan"); //standard and drawn out way

jQuery by Toady111222 March 11, 2009

Jquerimiah 

Proper spelling of Jeremiah

I met up with my friend Jquerimiah on the wee

Jquerimiah by Eggymct November 23, 2018

JQuesy 

The nickname of one very "unique" individual. JQuesy is often used to refer to someone who is:
1. A Train Wreck
2. Bounces while laughing
3. Drinks out of a sippy cup
4. Uses "clothes money" to buy alcohol
5. Expresses love for jellyfish and "the beauty of the world" while under the influence
6. Vomits only in the comfort and privacy of her own bathroom, usually after crawling to said location like an animal
7. Frequently slaps their chest as a defiant act, usually resulting in small, rather noticeable red marks

JQuesy, stop humping the mannequins!

JQuesy by Santacrazy November 21, 2010