jort

Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts

Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.

by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008

JORt

The name of an infamous gang who terrorise north London (England). Their motives are unknown, but they are standard super badass. It is thought that NW5 and N20 is their endz, they will sheef up all your friends- don't mess.

guy1: Shit, dude, did you hear another guy got messed up by that JORt gang?

guy2: Fuck, dude, im kicking out of here now, i don't wanna die.

by RtothaC May 12, 2009

Jort

A “fat Asian and midget”

“That kid is such a jort”
“you are a fucking jort”

by Your average person420 May 8, 2023

Jort

Jort is a beautiful person from the inside and outside. The way he smiles makes you laugh, and forget every bad thing that is going on in the world. His way of looking at the world is like no other, he cherishes small things like they are the most important thing in the world. And let’s be honest, he is also incredibly good looking. His beauty is very classical, like a greek god or a statue. Everyone wants to know him, be with him, but only the good people will last.

Who is that Greek god she’s with?
- That is Jort.

Calm down! Be like Jort.

by Thenamegiverdeluxe147 November 21, 2021

Jort

A person that is named Jort is often seen as Handsome, Intelligent, Funny, Happy, Helpfull, Lovely, Thankfull and most of all an amazing gamer.

That guy is such a Jort!!

by FallenMonster June 6, 2018

Jort

Jorts are always attractive and are surrounded by a lot of hot girls while making loads of money.

I really want to be a Jort

by Pussyslayer030 November 21, 2021

Jort

Jort is the Netherlands term for "large photo gallery".

Hey you have small gallery, do you have anything jort?

Are your pictures jort? Did you jort that picture?

Omg, my girlfriend send me a bunch of jort pictures and they were too big too see. She should really learn how to resize her pictures.

Those pictures are way too jort!

by Ghettiguy September 5, 2011