Jokes on you 

when you try to pull a joke on someone and instead you are the victim, the joke is on you.

If you put glue on your friends seat and mistakenly sit there, the jokes on you

Jokes on you by Qachosky June 7, 2014

Jokes on you 

When you are wrong...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRO- basically when you say something that is incorrect in front of a Hispanic or African-American person they'll probably correct you and then make you realize how unintelligent you are by saying, "Jokes on you."

European: Shrek Memes are not funny
African-American: *pulls out phone*

Hispanic: *gives the European a you're kidding me look*

African-American: *shows the European a meme of Shrek naked in the shower*

European: huh maybe Shrek memes are funny
African-American and Hispanic together: Jokes on you

Jokes on you by JeeJeeTheHeeHee November 27, 2020

the joke's on you 

the slogan used on the tshirt ads on this sight.

the funny tshirts on the ads have the slogan the joke's on you.

the joke's on you by eazy-x February 13, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008