JODYMA
JODYMA by Dylan Murray December 30, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
JODYMA • josymar flores • joymares • jodyiana • Jodylaine • Jodymon • joeymamarule34 • Jolymar • josymar • Joymar
josymar flores
An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.
The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.
josymar flores by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005
joymax
A korean based company that makes a profit from the frustration of its players, usualy in the form of buying premium tickets in silkroad to log into a server. and refuse to ban someone who buys silk on a regular basis. dark eden and what ever the other game made by them are just excuses for not fixing silkroad
josymar flores
josymar flores by king of rock February 23, 2005
joymares
a positive dream about something that no longer exists in reality (a former love etc) and upsets you once you awake.
I don't know if what I have would be considered nightmares, but I often have dreams of reconciling with lost friends/ex significant others that give me such a bubble of happiness and hope, that is horribly burst upon waking up and I end up depressed and mopey for the whole day thinking about how those things will never happen.
Seriously, fuck those kinds of dreams. I shall call them joymares
from: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xaw3l/if_you_could_get_rid_of_one_vital_bodily_function/c5kqwbf
Seriously, fuck those kinds of dreams. I shall call them joymares
from: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xaw3l/if_you_could_get_rid_of_one_vital_bodily_function/c5kqwbf
josymar flores
josymar flores by phantom hand February 16, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026