JJ Faced

adj. - The end result of consuming too much alcohol. Often associated with being Pirate faced ie. texting with one eye open. usually accompanied by the loss of personal items (phone, wallet, dignity, respect of your peers etc.)

JJ - Man, last night was rough...
Draven - You got JJ faced didn't you?
JJ - Yeah... ended up urban camping at the SunTrust Springs
Draven - So your saying passed out by the fountain Down Town...
JJ - yep
Draven -.........Where was my invite?