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Jingling 

Ejaculating north of the Arctic Circle
Hermey was arrested for jingling all over Rudolph's shiny red nose
Jingling by Dubya82 October 10, 2016

Jingling 

"Jingling" refers to the action of inserting a number of objects in your rectum until it makes a "jingling" sound when in motion.

It was derived from people attempting to steal items from stores by placing them within their rectum.
Harry was jingling out of Target.
Jingling by ARSONGOOSE January 9, 2025

jingling the change 

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
jingling the change by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

Jingling Bill 

I'm so broke, I had to check the couch cushions to get a jingling bill for the dollar menu.
Jingling Bill by WordSmithEER April 21, 2011

jingling the keys 

refers to the act of 'jerking it'.
Person: "So...do you like jingling the keys?"
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