The cutest, sweetest, greatest guy in the whole world. He is characterized by excess fur on his chest and large claws.
by Katydid555 May 02, 2005
1. A bear that can/could/will donkey punch your ass
2. Someone named Jerry that loves to gives hugs or when people hug someone named Jerry they will simply fall in love due to the feeling of hugging a bear
2. Someone named Jerry that loves to gives hugs or when people hug someone named Jerry they will simply fall in love due to the feeling of hugging a bear
by jerry funkin berries May 16, 2006
1. A sex crazed beast with a huge cock that loves to be spanked and pissed on with a speedo fetish.
2. A hairy gay man named Jerry.
2. A hairy gay man named Jerry.
I want to spank Jerbear till he comes in his speedo. I love it when he gets hard and his huge cock hangs out of his banana hammock.
by voglein June 18, 2011
Trans-gendered hairy creature closely resembling a Big Foot but only smellier. Populations a small and falling due to the species homosexual lifestyle and habits…
Habitat is unknown however, most sightings have been in and around North Eastern Oklahoma. Limited sightings have occurred through the United States.
Habitat is unknown however, most sightings have been in and around North Eastern Oklahoma. Limited sightings have occurred through the United States.
by 2006Gt January 23, 2009
Is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
by Cactus Jack and B. Bird March 11, 2021
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