"Just like my Dick", a phrase said after someone makes a sexual innuendo about a dick without knowing it. Sometimes it makes sense and other times not. Its a fun game for two people to play around others while around others who do not know what JLMD means.
Person one: "Wow! This home work is hard!"
Person two: "JLMD man..."
Person one: "Dude this is huge!"
Person two: "JLMD!"
Person one: "Hey, its Giant_white_guy."
Person two: "Heh, JLMD."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!