the preformance of the jasper
To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot
by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006
by Ummmm-Something? November 23, 2017
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Jasper is a supportive, trustworthy, funny, brave, and sexy cute man! Will always make you smile and giggle, even if you don’t wanna talk to anyone he’ll be there with you. Time to time he will tease you about the most goofiest things, he will help you until the end of time together. Give you sweet and memorable memories, from FaceTime to long conversations, will give you all you need. not money but strong and beautiful love:) if you have a jasper, treasure him and stay with him, he will be the most special person to you, so give him love<3 - grr
by lovelybutlonely January 7, 2019
An extremely attractive guy who has an amazing personality, a great sense of humor and always makes you smile; and his smiles even better. He's athletic, tan, really sweet and super cute. He's fun to be around. He has the prettiest eyes you've ever seen on a guy, and he's perfect. He's the best boyfriend ever, I think I love Jasper<3
by notclout January 21, 2021
the coolest and funniest person alive, he is a good friend and is awesome. He is the best name ever an is very handsom.
by Coolest peRson alive May 15, 2015
1)The name of an amazing guy who does anything for his woman. He is commonly mistaken for the definiton "To perform a sex act on a coworker or usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends." He doesnt do that. However, he is "the coolest fucking person alive". He also likes his women thick (not fat) and he loves girls that are Italian, Polish, and Black. He is the nicest, most friendliest, caring guy you will ever meet.
2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.
2) The constipated vampire from Twilight.
1a) That Jasper is such a nice boy!
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!
2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!
1b) Dang! I didnt know Jasper liked his girls thick! Get it boyy!!
2) Dude, that Jasper guy always looks constipated off of Twilight. Maybe he should buy some laxatives!
by MercyT October 1, 2010