Jasper

He is an author. He is very dark, very warped in the fucking mind. His books are unbelievable, and out of this damn world.

Dude, Jasper is lit...I dig his books.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

a man with the name similar to a ghost's, who has a really big dick

P1: He has a huge dick
P2: that's jasper

Jasper got his shoe tech decked on by Chase

by ChaseAllenJoe December 11, 2019

jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

by memelovingfuck69 October 23, 2015

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg June 22, 2005

A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

Here comes a Jasper, hide the candy.

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019

A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes

Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more

by LastLetterIsGon March 18, 2020