J3FF 

J3FF is the state of not being good at anything no matter how much experience. Zero progress and zero females

I suck at this game, I feel like I’m J3FF

J3FF by Weezy1X August 31, 2023

J3ffyBoi

Loves Technoblade and thinks his caring face is cool. But when he tells a joke, no one laughs. Loves to play Hypixel Skyblock and simps for Marina. He is better at bedwars than Sharker21 and is the fastest bridger alive. Also doesn't touch grass but knows what grass looks like because he has a window in his basement.

J3ffyBoi: Imagine having ender armour
Me: But I have shadow assassin
J3ffyBoi: Imagine having shadow assassin
Also J3ffyBoi: (has shadow assassin)
Also also J3ffyboi: Just bad, me put on my caring face hmhm

J3ffyBoi by Plsstayinschoolkids June 8, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016