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Jesus Titty Fuck. The wondrous appearing of a crucifix hanging into the ironically exposed cleavage of a good Christian girl.
"Wow...the Lord is giving her a real good J.T.F. today!"
J.T.F. by JD2007 December 24, 2008
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Jesus Titty Fuck The wondrous appearing of a crucifix hanging down into the exposed cleavage of a good Christian girl.
"Wow...the Lord is giving her a real J.T.F. today!"
J.T.F. by UrineJD December 24, 2008
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ
J.T.F.C. that was retarded!
J.T.F.C. by JTrain September 11, 2008
Abbreviation For When Someone Fucks Up So Bad Theres No Words For It. Abbreviation Stands For Jesus Tity Fucking Christ.
When Your Fire Chief Trys To Intubate A Manikan And would Have Killed The Patient J.T.F.C.
J.T.F.C. by Rather Not Say September 24, 2008

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o 

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o
j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o by izzballzzz August 7, 2023

J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M 

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”
Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M”
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”

J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O 

Guy 1:Hey my girl told me J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O do you know what that means?

Guy 2: yeah it mean just shut the fuck up and eat me out.
J.S.T.F.U.A.E.M.O by OhSnap223 August 7, 2023
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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