J.O.B.

1. v.- kissing your boyfriend while he's taking a poop and your bestie looks on.
2. n.- when you leave for work and your bf is on the crapper and you want to smooch him goodbye.
"Honey! Where are you?"

"I'm on the shitter!"

"I'm leaving for work! Gimme a J.O.B.! Before you leave light a match! Love you!"
by The_Beast_from_UD May 07, 2009
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