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Sexy. Amazing at pleasuring the opposite sex. Cute hair cut. WILL fuck you up if you fuck with him. Loves his girlfriend who loves him bunches. Muscular legs which are really fucking sexy. Muscular overall, which is sexier. Has sexual relations with Morgan Seibert. Overall, amazing.
Jacob Scott Wisniewski aka J Wiz
J Wiz by MSEI February 28, 2010
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j-wizzle 

a person with skills, especially in basketball.
hey! i definitely don't want to play her in basketball. she's a j-wizzle that would definitely beat us.
j-wizzle by Debbie Nash May 2, 2008
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J-Wizzle 

J-wizzle = a joint , a dooby, a marajuana stick
1. "Hey Cuzzy you wanna come out , I've got a fat J-Wizzle to bun down on".

2."You couldnt possibly sell me a J-Wizzle could ya, im dieing for a smoke".

3."You got any bud left ?" "Nah man ,smoked my last J-Wizzle last night init "
J-Wizzle by BiscuitBreaker October 19, 2010
"Jack stop jwizzing on my bed!"
jwizz by yum dont eat that August 25, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026