Probably the most amazing person you could ever meet. Resides on MySpace, and eats quite a lot but maintains a desirable figure. She defeated Hitler, Attila The Hun, Ariel from The Little Mermaid and both Bill and Ben (The Flowerpot Men) single handedly. Possibly history's greatest being. Way cooler than most people could ever aspire to be.
by ZOMGZLOLZ0RZ July 11, 2008
"Your such a Juzzy"
by DarkKuriboh May 31, 2021
when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.
1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."
2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"
2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"
by juzzified August 06, 2012
uber sexy ass westernsuburbs hick that loves fords and his monthly eyebrow wax by his best friend taryn
by TARYN March 17, 2004
a juzzy waffle is a girl who is like a waffle. she lied to a lav(person of round proportion with curly hair)if you are a juzzy waffle you are majorly kool an everyone likes you (apart from a lav) she is very evil and hates a grob(a person with no friends, often swiss) some may think sxc.... *cough*
by boble loblle June 08, 2004
Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.
"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "
by agalma January 15, 2025