J Pap
J Pap by Ralph the Raider December 7, 2009
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Papa J
A super chill, ridiculously hard, legandary LA-based individual who transformed on weekends from a studious nerd to an all-out baller. His origins are mysteriously unknown, but according to legend, he transcended from a ball of light when he was born. Given to this world lacking a straight spine, he finally emerged into his own at the ripe age of 16, splitting off from his alter ego. And thats when the fun began.
Known for his preposterous antics, massive amounts of blazing, wild sexual escapdes and total lack of shame, his reputation spread throughout the greater Los Angeles area as word of his notoriety grew. Such epic stories include royalty threesomes, ritual salt baths, destruction of public property, half-ounce spliffs, telepathic mind control, cancelling a private institution and photo lab blowjobs, amongst many others.
While his appearances are now few and far between, one can glimpse a vision of him on weekend evenings, in clubs, bars, streets corners and dreams.
The reputation never dies...
Known for his preposterous antics, massive amounts of blazing, wild sexual escapdes and total lack of shame, his reputation spread throughout the greater Los Angeles area as word of his notoriety grew. Such epic stories include royalty threesomes, ritual salt baths, destruction of public property, half-ounce spliffs, telepathic mind control, cancelling a private institution and photo lab blowjobs, amongst many others.
While his appearances are now few and far between, one can glimpse a vision of him on weekend evenings, in clubs, bars, streets corners and dreams.
The reputation never dies...
Aiyyo, Papa J, what bitches are we going to slay tonight?
I've never seen anyone smoke as much chronic as Papa J did yesterday morning.
I've never seen anyone smoke as much chronic as Papa J did yesterday morning.
Papa J by PapaDelTrickD August 28, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable