Jørund

is the word for a person who has a big personality, but also a big behind. the person named jørund (boy or girl) is also very hairy certain places on his/her body. that may be a problem for someone/anyone.

Guy: Hey, check out that hairy dude with no boxers!
Girl: Yeah, that's sad. I bet it's Jørund.

Dude: Look at Jørund! He's got nice abs!
(Jørund turns around...)
Dude: Wooooaaaaaa.. That behind is so Jørund!

Jørund by ilookgooddonti December 19, 2010

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dirty Jørund

When doing a dirty Jørund, you have your right hand as a telephone, then fingering the clitoris with your thumb, and her asshole with your little finger.

«Ring ring I need to take a telephone» (then do the dirty Jørund)

dirty Jørund by Willosh August 3, 2022

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Jørund • dirty Jørund • jorund • jörundur

jörundur

Jörundur is a very strong motherfucker from iceland and one of the best boxers out there if you got a friend name Jörundur you are lucky

Jörundur

jörundur by fannsiorri May 17, 2020

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jorund

little norway man, probably cracked at valorant and has like 0 bitches... funny tho

this jorund guy just said "dw papi im ur pocket sage"

jorund by iddenty February 18, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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