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Iana's ASS 

EXTRA THICC.

Ok, in all seriousness, this is a term from the game Rainbow Six Siege in which the attacking operator, Iana, a polish women involved in a space mission, in this game, has a big, voluptuous ass, which everyone in the Siege community can agree on that they would LOVE to clap.
Dude: Dude have you seen Iana's ass though? I would not call that shit tiny.
Other dude: I know but fucking I'd still clap.
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Ivan's Law 

Going to a strip club and getting a lapdance from the first girl that approached you, no matter how ugly she is
You just followed Ivan's Law tonight
Ivan's Law by Don Nelson10 July 14, 2010

Ivan's Penis 

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism
Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.
Ivan's Penis by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

Ivana Stojanovic

A semi-finalist on the show "So You Think You Can Dance - Serbia" for the last 5 years running. Ivana brings a whole new meaning to dancesport through her ability to dance despite her terrible ugliness.
"Dude I'd defs tap Ivana Stojanovic"

"I like using sarcasm too"

ivana strouhalova 

Amazingly hot babe; a Czech bombshell; a blonde goddess who can take you to the stars... or drop you in the deepest ocean (depending on her mood); an excellent kisser
See that chick over there? She's so gorgeous, she must be Ivana Strouhalova!
Ivana Strouhalova taught me to kiss - and what a kisser !!!
Hell of a temper... but the trip to the moon with Ivana Strouhalova was worth it.
ivana strouhalova by Merlyn62 February 13, 2017

Ivana Smakavich

Say it really fast... you'll get it...
"I'm so mad, Ivana Smakavich!"

Ivan’s Fook & Ankels 

The worlds most beautiful and expensive fook. He can choke you with his toes and you’ll love it. His ankels are perfectly tanned.
OMG Ivan’s Fook & Ankels are sexy!!! I wanna suck them-Tien