Italian Massage 

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage

(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks

Italian Massage by SylvanMan April 13, 2014

Italian Massage 

To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.

Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.

John: Ever heard of running dumbass?

Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...

Italian Massage by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011

Italian Massage 

An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.

No need to call the police, Brian is just giving his girlfriend an Italian Massage

Italian Massage by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011

Italian Massage 

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

Italian Massage by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022