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Italian Massage 

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage
(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks
Italian Massage by SylvanMan April 13, 2014
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Italian Massage 

To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.
Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.

John: Ever heard of running dumbass?

Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...
Italian Massage by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011

Italian Massage 

An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.
No need to call the police, Brian is just giving his girlfriend an Italian Massage
Italian Massage by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011

Italian Massage 

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.
"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026