The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Examples:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!
by PookieX November 28, 2005
He said you're ugly, he shitted on you.
He stole your sandwich, man, he shitted on you.
He had sex with your girlfriend, how are you going to let him shit on you like that?
He stole your sandwich, man, he shitted on you.
He had sex with your girlfriend, how are you going to let him shit on you like that?
by Young MLA, the Don April 19, 2005
The best. This word is very interesting. The important part of it is without THE, an entirely different meaning applies. My teacher is shit= bad teacher. My teacher is THE shit = greatest teacher
by Andrewsky March 5, 2003
by ML March 31, 2004
US Army slang in common use during the Vietnam War but probably originated during the Korean War. The phrase has multiple meanings which are dependent on the inflexion used and can usually only be determined from the context of the conversation. Four of the commonest are:-
1 No shit? – Are you giving me the facts?
2 No shit! – I am telling you the absolute truth!
3 No shit. – Don’t give me any lies or evasions.
4 No shit? (A question but with an implicit sneer) – Why don’t you carry on stating the obvious, you dumb cocksucker?
1 No shit? – Are you giving me the facts?
2 No shit! – I am telling you the absolute truth!
3 No shit. – Don’t give me any lies or evasions.
4 No shit? (A question but with an implicit sneer) – Why don’t you carry on stating the obvious, you dumb cocksucker?
“Get your gear together, Charlie’s had his ass kicked and we’ve got 24 hours in Saigon!”
“No shit?”
“No shit!”
“No shit?”
“No shit!”
by AKACroatalin November 22, 2016
Shit on it! God damn it
by Sammymmm1 February 4, 2020
Chicago term. It means the opposite of lacking. To be "with the shits" means to be in direct possession of enough of physical protection for the amount of illegal merchandise (work) you are currently attempting to move. On the South Side of Chicago, holding any amount of work requires at least a sidearm; larger amounts of work call for additional crew members and more guns. If another crew is able to take your merchandise by force then you are lacking and are not at all with the shits. Popularized by many Chicago rappers, perhaps most notably by Fredo Santana on his track "My Lil Niggaz".
Outside of Chicago, the term has loosely come to mean simply a willingness to engage the types of illegal activities commonly discussed in popular hip hop music. If you're actually in Chicago, however, it's important that the original definition be observed at all times. You absolutely do not want to get caught lacking in the field.
Outside of Chicago, the term has loosely come to mean simply a willingness to engage the types of illegal activities commonly discussed in popular hip hop music. If you're actually in Chicago, however, it's important that the original definition be observed at all times. You absolutely do not want to get caught lacking in the field.
Real Chicago Hood Nigga #1: Say bruh, ain't you afraid of getting run up on by the opps?
Real Chicago Hood Nigga #2: Who, me? Hell nah, fuck them pussy ass niggas, my lil niggas with the shits bruh. Shit... I wish they would try to run up, fuck around and get they whole crew taken out, homie we don't play.
Real Chicago Hood Nigga #2: Who, me? Hell nah, fuck them pussy ass niggas, my lil niggas with the shits bruh. Shit... I wish they would try to run up, fuck around and get they whole crew taken out, homie we don't play.
by robo042 February 15, 2016